科学家本（ZachGalifianakis饰）隶属于美国政府某个秘密部门，它通过高科技手段训练豚鼠说话与思考，并将它们培养成特工人员。然而，本的部门却面临被FBI关闭的局面，为了证明他和豚鼠特工的能力，本向豚鼠特工队的负责鼠达尔文（山姆·洛克威尔SamRockwell配音）下令，要它们潜入赛博林工业的CEO罗纳德·赛博（BillNighy饰）的办公室，寻找罗纳德向中东国家出卖可用于军事的高科技芯片的证据。达尔文毫不怠慢，带着布拉斯特（崔西·摩根TracyMorgan配音）、华蕾斯（佩内洛普·克鲁兹PenélopeCruz配音）、苍蝇莫奇和斯贝克斯（尼古拉斯·凯奇NicolasCage配音）等成员迅速展开行动。这群豚鼠特工队员体型虽小，却身怀绝技，它们成功闯入罗纳德的办公室，并下载到重要资料。然而，这场冒险才刚刚开始……

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玛丽目睹了父亲的残忍自杀。父亲的死释放了恶魔附身在女儿身上的野蛮力量。世界末日来临，饥荒、干旱、抢劫和混乱正在撕裂世界，天主教会正试图拯救一个无辜的灵魂免受恶魔附身的蹂躏。一波又一波的圣人被派去对抗被附身的人，但圣教会到底在做什么？七山之城正在为基督的第二次降临做准备，但在他回来之前——敌基督必须统治七年。所罗门之歌的真正本质是释放世界自古以来一直在等待的邪恶。

Trappedinthepaddedwhiteroomofanabandonedasylum,ahelplessmanawakens,onlytofindhimselfchaineddowntoamedicalchair.There,adementedsurgeonandhisequallyderangedassistantembarkonaseeminglyendlessseriesofchirurgicaltortures,unlockingnewlevelsofpainandsuffering,oneexcruciatingprocedureafteranother.Intentonharvestingthecaptive'sendorphin-infusedblood,themaniacaldoctormutilatesthefeeblefleshandbreaksthenakedbones,untilthephialisfilledwiththelife-givingsubstance.However,inthishellishpurgatoryofanguishandtorment,themanfindsthestrengthtoclingtohope,ashekeepsfindinghand-writtennotesinhisgrimcell.Couldtherebeanothertormentedpatientinthisnightmarishfacility?Isthereanescapefromthenever-endingagony?

Hauntedbythedeathofhisfatherandotherpsychologicaltraumas,Daniel(RobertoScorza)returnstothehomewherehewasraised.Facedwithintenseemotionalscars,aswellasphysical--whicharerealizedbytheyearsofself-harmdepictedbythecuttingsadorninghisbody--heentersthebathroomtobeginajourneyofself-exploration,self-mutilationandquitepossibly,self-enlightenment.Preparedonlywiththreewhitecandlesandsomecrudeinstruments,DanielattemptstobeckontheembraceoftheGoddessIshtar(FloraGiannattasio)toassisthimonhisself-illumination.Beginningwithablade,Danieldigsintothepalmofhishand,asdeepcrimsonflowsintothebathtub.Lappingupthebloodfromhisfreshgashhesexuallycaressesthewoundwithhistongue(alacunnilingus),thuscommencinghisvoyage.

美国豚鼠3:所罗门之歌